solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(via rainthatisbritish)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via bearasnorus-rex)

fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

(via bearasnorus-rex)

heatheerly:

what if the files on Mary’s memory stick was just the all the Maltesers adverts
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"Everything about who I was is on there"

(via bearasnorus-rex)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via shpevrythng)

muttluver:

translikeuswereborntorun:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

Literally the best bromance to ever bromance

I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo at times and they embraced it and it didn’t matter. The joke wasn’t that they were gay, it wasn’t even a joke. They had serious friend love for each other and showed it in healthy ways. It showed cis men that were compassionate for each other in a positive way(yeah it got goofy at times but it was a comedy)

Sorry I love scrubs.

(via thegladewolves)

abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

(via wipe-down-this)

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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(via laughing-llama)

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

(via chemical-sisters)

hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma

(via i-live-to-laugh)

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

(via australiansanta)

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

(via laughing-llama)

miss-nan:

lanternsandsnowflakes:

this line was so under appreciated thank u

I agree

(via laughing-llama)

falloutbitches:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

Imagine having a boyfriend

(via the-final-companion)